Health Systems Critic Gifts

Thinking of a gift for a health systems critic? Our collection offers witty, insightful products that highlight their keen eye and critical mind with a humorous twist. Perfect for those who love to analyze and challenge the status quo, our items make thoughtful, amusing gifts. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee, a T-shirt for expressing their views, a pillow for comfort, or a print for their space, you'll find something to match their sharp perspective and vibrant personality.

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PCT passing work to GPs

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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Who gets the anti-corona vaccine? mockup

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

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"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick." mockup

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

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"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company." mockup

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

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"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms." mockup

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

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'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.' mockup

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account." mockup

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

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"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine." mockup

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

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'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending mockup

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!' mockup

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

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Pay Hospital Bill Here.

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'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.' mockup

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

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'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.' mockup

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

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NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil. mockup

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

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The World Pharmaceutical Corporation mockup

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

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'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.' mockup

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

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Republican Healthcare

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"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist." mockup

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

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Surgical Self-Service

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos." mockup

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

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'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.' mockup

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

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Trump rally

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Have you drugged your child today? mockup

Have you drugged your child today?

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?' mockup

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

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'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.' mockup

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

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'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.' mockup

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

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Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.' mockup

Playing doctor: 'This time I get to play the HMO bureaucrat who decides if you live or die.'

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Health Systems Critic Gifts Collection

Health Systems Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for health systems critics who love to start their day with a dose of humor and insight.

Health Systems Critic Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows for health systems critics, blending comfort with clever designs that reflect their critical voice.

Health Systems Critic Prints

Discover eye-catching prints perfect for health systems critics to decorate their space with humor and thoughtful commentary.

Health Systems Critic T-Shirts

Browse our witty T-shirts designed for health systems critics to wear their passion with pride and make a statement.