"Don't worry - I'm happy to work with you to find an illness you can afford."
Health System Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the health system critic in your life? Our collection features clever and humorous items that celebrate their passion for reform and critique. From witty mugs to statement tees, these products are ideal for sparking conversations and making a memorable impression. Whether they’re a healthcare professional with a critical eye or a passionate advocate for change, our curated selection combines humor with meaningful messages, perfect for showing support and appreciation for their dedication to better healthcare.
"Press 1 to connect with a doctor $200."
The epitaph on a headstone reads "Art Farkas - October 8, 2012 - I didn't even reach my deductible."
'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'
Healthcare problems.
"My ailment is I can't afford healthcare."
'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'
"Surgery up here is free!"
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."
"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."
"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."
"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."
BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending
'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'
Pay Hospital Bill Here.
'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'
The World Pharmaceutical Corporation
NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.
'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'
Have you drugged your child today?
"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."
Republican Healthcare
Surgical Self-Service
Trump rally
'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'
"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."
"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."
'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'
'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'
Health System Critic Gifts Collection
Health System Critic Mugs
Browse our mugs collection to find humorous and sharp designs perfect for the health system critic in your life.
Health System Critic Pillows
Discover pillows with witty designs that add humor and personality to any space, ideal for the health system critic’s home or office.
Health System Critic Prints
Explore our print collection to find thought-provoking artwork that celebrates the spirit of healthcare critique with humor and style.
Health System Critic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring bold and clever messages for those passionate about healthcare reform.