Health-conscious Pet Parent Gifts

". . .What's this world coming to?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

We only give him smartwater.

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs