Health-conscious Pet Parent Pillows

". . .What's this world coming to?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs