Health-conscious Pet Lover Gifts

"I'm over my allergy attack and would like to try again."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"It's mouseborn."

Cat says to lazy cat: 'Are you aware that sedentary lifestyle is now the number one killer, ahead of curiosity?'

Infectious Disease Treatment Area

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

". . .What's this world coming to?"

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'Is it growing?'