Health-conscious Chef Gifts

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

But is it organic?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

The Origins of Everything

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

The Velvet Mesquite

The ecumenical dinner party.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Diet considerations.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Trade you lunches?'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Complex Carbs

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

GMOs

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."