Health-conscious Chef Mugs

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

But is it organic?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

The Origins of Everything

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

The ecumenical dinner party.

The Velvet Mesquite

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Diet considerations.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Trade you lunches?'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

Complex Carbs

GMOs

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."