Health-conscious Carnivore Gifts

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

But is it organic?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Diet considerations.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Complex Carbs

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

GMOs

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Healthy Chocolate Co.