Health Club Critter Gifts

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Niche Extracurriculars

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Vaccine passport required

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Pole Vaulting Club

Work out buddies.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Crisis at the health club.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left, right, left, right...'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

Doctor to man: 'Don't kid yourself. You don't have athlete's foot - more like couch potato's corns.'

Raccoon notepad

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

Weight Watchers: StOUT and thIN Desk Organizers

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"This pose is excellent preparation for all those times when you have to stand on one foot with your arms above your head."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together