Health And Wellness Junkie Gifts

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

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"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

Woman with exercise bike

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"First, I'd like to know what arrangements your company has for flexitime!"

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"The stress test was waiting for me for hours."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

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