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'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'Do you Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure John takes his cholesterol lowering medication every day?'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

"Chef took the liberty of removing all the additives."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Your husband's laryngitis will probably last another wee but your blood pressure is nothing short of miraculous."

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

M.D. The problem with your constitution is you've abused the pursuit of happiness.

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"First, I'd like to know what arrangements your company has for flexitime!"

Woman with exercise bike

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"The stress test was waiting for me for hours."

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.