Hayfield Hopper Gifts

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

Club Antisocial

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Nature Lovers

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'You've had enough!'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

Lei-ing Hens

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'