Having Quadruplets Pillows

'How are the quadruplets?'

"Could you possibly put all your quads in the same photograph?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Rainbow Quartet

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Quartet of chefs.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'We'll take it!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"Triple whammy."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

Violinist

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

"Check those babies out."

Triplets

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

Free the Downtown Three!

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

My wife had quads

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.