Triplet Expectant Pillows

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

"Triple whammy."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"It had better be twins."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'He's lookin' at me!'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"