Expecting Quadruplets Pillows

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"Triple whammy."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

'How are the quadruplets?'

Triplets

"Yes, we're having triplets and no we're not naming them Moe, Larry an Curly."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

My wife had quads

Free the Downtown Three!

"Could you possibly put all your quads in the same photograph?"