Having Triplets Pillows

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"I've got three pre-schoolers at home so I had to memorize the Serenity Prayer."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Triple whammy."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'How are the quadruplets?'

Triplets

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Check those babies out."

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'