Having Twins Pillows

'What's the plural of baby?'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

man juggling career, home and children

'There. They sound a lot better now.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"And these are the twins. Buzz and Buzz-off."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'

"Dad, as a twin, I'm all about establishing a separate identity, but he's taking it too far."

Parents with Babies

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"It had better be twins."

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Twins

'Oh, boy - stereo!'