Future Twin Parents Pillows

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

The Baby Walker

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

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A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Baby, baby maker

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"So! When's the big day?"

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Olga's Biological Clocks.