Expectant Twin Parents Pillows

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Ask me about my litter! !

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Sperm Whale.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"They look so young and helpless."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'