Expectant Twin Parents Mugs

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"