Partner Expecting Twins Mugs

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

'What's the plural of baby?'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

man juggling career, home and children

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"It had better be twins."

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'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'He's lookin' at me!'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

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'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'