Friend Expecting Twins Mugs

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

'What's the plural of baby?'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

man juggling career, home and children

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"It had better be twins."

'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Childbirth and Covid 19

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'He's lookin' at me!'

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.