Friends Expecting A Baby Mugs

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'

Childbirth and Covid 19

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

The Ultrasound.

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"

Baby Shower.

'Which health plan are you on?'

Birth Canal Border Checkpoint