Expecting Twins Enthusiast Mugs

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Whoa

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Bouncing baby

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

Baby on Board

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'