Birth Of Quadruplets Pillows

Nurse using a paper chain to deliver news.

My wife had quads

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Triple whammy."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Baby restaurant

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

"Yes, we're having triplets and no we're not naming them Moe, Larry an Curly."

Triplets

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'How are the quadruplets?'

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

"Could you possibly put all your quads in the same photograph?"

Free the Downtown Three!

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

Chicken Walking Eggs

'You wash, I'll dry.'