Birth Of Triplets Pillows

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Triple whammy."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

'Congratulations, Papa, Papa, Papa...'

"Congratulations-it's a hat trick!"

'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Free the Downtown Three!

"Mum, are we keeping all of them?"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

Twins

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Reflected Glory

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'