Twin Birth Pillows

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Reflected Glory

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Triple whammy."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Twins

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

Twins

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

The Houseplants vs The Kids

"Early Father's Day Gift!"