Birth Of Triplets Gifts

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Triple whammy."

Sunset. Hi, we're identical triplets. Son set.

Listen, you were only born a few minutes before us – Stop calling us your followers.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

'Congratulations, Papa, Papa, Papa...'

"Congratulations-it's a hat trick!"

'Hoping they would always work well together, we named them Shift, Control and Alternate.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Free the Downtown Three!

"Mum, are we keeping all of them?"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'What's the plural of baby?'

man juggling career, home and children

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Reflected Glory

Twins