Expecting Triplets Gifts

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

Triplets

Doctor Silverman prepares for a multiple birth,

Triplets

'I'm having triplets.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Thirty thousand? I thought you wanted ten thousand? I'm having triplets!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

man juggling career, home and children

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

"Triple whammy."

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

"It had better be twins."

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'