Expecting Twins Gifts

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'I know you were expecting twins, but I hit some turbulence'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'He's lookin' at me!'

"It had better be twins."

"It's twelve weeks of parental leave per child, right, sir?"

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Warning: No over-taking in birth canal.

"Our new bundle of joy is. . . both sexes!"

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Sue, Ted, The Twins.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

For parents of twins, disciplining starts much earlier.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'My twins already want separate wombs!'

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

'She's expecting pins.'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Doctor Silverman prepares for a multiple birth,

"They grow up so fast."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pool attached to child's bed.