Birth Of Twins Gifts

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Congratulations. You're the father of two tax exemptions.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Photocopier Twins.

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

'They're so alike we called them David and Nick'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

"And I thought changing the twins was going to be difficult!"

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

Twins

Twins

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

'My wife's just had twin girls. We've named them Sue, and Counter sue.'

"Oh, we know each other from the womb."

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Twins

Twins!

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."

"If we both cry they'll become powerless."

My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite.

Donuts. I had twins.

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Whoa

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."