Twins Or Multiple Births Gifts

'Typical, you wait ages and then three turn up all at once...'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

man juggling career, home and children

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Twins

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Triple whammy."

"It had better be twins."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'He's lookin' at me!'