Twins Or Multiple Births Mugs

'Typical, you wait ages and then three turn up all at once...'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

man juggling career, home and children

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Twins

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

"Triple whammy."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"It had better be twins."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'Here we go, two more mouths to feed.'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'