Multiple Birth Mom Mugs

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Out of patience

In the club.

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Triple whammy."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

Triplets

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

My wife had quads

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

Chicken Walking Eggs

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

Free the Downtown Three!

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Stretched Limo / Stretched Pram

'Typical, you wait ages and then three turn up all at once...'

"Should I phone my husband now or wait until he sees me on tv?"