Multiple Birth Mom Pillows

"#$%& fertility drugs!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Out of patience

In the club.

"If we synchronize our tantrums, they'll have to stop talking. You in?"

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Triple whammy."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

Triplets

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

My wife had quads

Free the Downtown Three!

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

Chicken Walking Eggs

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Stretched Limo / Stretched Pram

'Typical, you wait ages and then three turn up all at once...'

Listen, you were only born a few minutes before us – Stop calling us your followers.