Multiple Births Marvel Mugs

My wife had quads

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Batman's Baby

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"Triple whammy."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

Triplets

Stork and baby

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'So what's new?' 'Everything.'

Chicken Walking Eggs

Free the Downtown Three!

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

'My labor with Jenna was a snap...'

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Stretched Limo / Stretched Pram

Listen, you were only born a few minutes before us – Stop calling us your followers.

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.