Multiple Birth Gifts

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'They were all born in my Volkswagen on the way to the hospital...'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Chicken Walking Eggs

'You had twins'

"When my husband is released from the recovery room, will you tell him that I've gone home?"

Triplet

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"Triple whammy."

Twins

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Twins

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

The Houseplants vs The Kids

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'