Multiple Birth Prints

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

Chicken Walking Eggs

'You had twins'

"When my husband is released from the recovery room, will you tell him that I've gone home?"

Triplet

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"Triple whammy."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Twins

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

The Houseplants vs The Kids

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Twins

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

"Check those babies out."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'