Multiple Births Prints

'You wash, I'll dry.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"Should I phone my husband now or wait until he sees me on tv?"

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Don't just stand there. Go buy a winning lottery ticket.'

Stretched Limo / Stretched Pram

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Twins

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Triple whammy."

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

The Houseplants vs The Kids

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

Twins

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

Triplets