Multiple Births Fans Prints

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Whoa

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Bouncing baby

In the club.

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Baby restaurant

Womb for Kids

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

Pregnancy

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Triplets

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'