Birth Of Multiples Gifts

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

'Now this time remember - we refer to the babies as 'quadruplets,' not 'the litter!''

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Twins

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"Triple whammy."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

Twins

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

Triplets

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Check those babies out."