Mother Of Multiples Gifts

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Fitness Programme for babies

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

"Check those babies out."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Triplets

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"He sounds like a classic first husband."

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

Surprise

My wife had quads

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

Chicken Walking Eggs

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

"I've been to all his weddings."

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'