Mother Of Multiples Prints

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Fitness Programme for babies

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Triplets? -- I want a second opinion!'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"He sounds like a classic first husband."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Check those babies out."

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

Triplets

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

Surprise

"I've been to all his weddings."

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

Kangaroo with multiple pockets for lots of children...

Chicken Walking Eggs

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

My wife had quads

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

'Have a good day, sweetie. Mommy has to go to the office now and attempt to drive a stake through the heart of her competitors.'