Having Twins Or Multiples Gifts

"Check those babies out."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

man juggling career, home and children

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Twins

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Good news dear, the doctor says we're going to have twins.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"It had better be twins."

'Two bees or not two bees - THAT is the question.'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"Triple whammy."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'