Mom Of Many Gifts

'Of course I'm upset! -- All 479 of them forgot Mother's Day!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The Baby Walker

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

A midwife holding a baby

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"First class, or with children?"

What the Doctor Ordered

Dog yoga

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.