Birth Of Second Child Gifts

The Houseplants vs The Kids

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

My First Camera

Baby Piano

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"That's not how I sat on you."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Swinging

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Lamb Noise.

Gracie's baby toys.