
The Houseplants vs The Kids
Welcoming a second child is a special milestone. Our curated collection of gifts captures the love, excitement, and adorable chaos that comes with expanding your family. Perfect for new siblings, parents, or grandparents eager to celebrate this joyous occasion with wit and warmth.
The Houseplants vs The Kids
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
Baby Piano
My First Camera
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
"That's not how I sat on you."
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
Gifts for a cloned baby!
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
'He has your nose and my ears.'
"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Children's artwork exhibition.
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?
1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.
'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'
'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'
"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."
'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'
Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.
Lamb Noise.
"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."
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