Birth Of Quintuplets Pillows

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Twins

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Reflected Glory

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Triple whammy."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Baby restaurant

Twins

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'