Birth Of Quintuplets T-Shirts

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Reflected Glory

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

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'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Triple whammy."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"Twins!...Who's the other father?"

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