Expecting Quadruplets Mugs

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

"Triple whammy."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

Triplets

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

'How are the quadruplets?'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

Free the Downtown Three!

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.

"Could you possibly put all your quads in the same photograph?"

My wife had quads