Having Quadruplets Mugs

'How are the quadruplets?'

"Could you possibly put all your quads in the same photograph?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Rainbow Quartet

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Quartet of chefs.

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'We'll take it!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"Triple whammy."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

Violinist

'I don't believe it - At school all my teachers said I was an underachiever!'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'I think this mother might prefer a different planter.'

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Check those babies out."

"Yes, we're having triplets and no we're not naming them Moe, Larry an Curly."

Triplets

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

My wife had quads

Triplets? Uh oh, we're going to need a smaller car.